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Anyone else notice how I have a tendency to update right after I wake up in the mornings? I woke up at seven, which is just wrong, because I went to bed at about half one. And I can't get back to sleep, but neither am I very awake. Argh. And when I woke up mum was hovering over the desk writing me a note, which reads:

Hi Em,
People coming to view the 1.30 house today - allegedly.
See you later
Mum x

That would be because some people were supposed to come yesterday and didn't. So blah to them. But dude, did she have to wake me up? And then act like I wasn't awake an ignore me completely? Oh well maybe she thought I was just turning over and going back to sleep. NO SUCH LUCK.

And THEN, just before 8 she texted me to tell me to take some CHICKEN out of the freezer for dinner. Goddamned CHICKEN. Why at eight in the morning, why why why would you do that?

She's just evil. And her birthday was yesterday. Ha my mother's a year older, and I bought her presents back in January so I didn't have to get her anything. But dude, mother's day is this Sunday so I may actually have to step out of the house this week to get her a card and stuff. And then offer to take her to TKMaxx and buy her another new top as a present.

Sigh, I need a job. But I have no idea where I'd actually get one. And I have to avoid my parents so much right now because every other sentence is bitching about me not having a job.

Same old, same old, huh? Ah well, I'll get off my ass eventually. Probably if I find out I'm putting more weight on again. I'm already back up to the worst I've ever been. I lost half a stone out of nowhere sometime last year you realise. IT'S ALL BACK.

Shush shush, it's too early for anger and shame. I'm still medium-sized by majority standards.

And I so totally had ideas when I was about to fall asleep last night, and forced myself to remember them. So note to self:

From First To Last: First Impressions, Fifth Element, Seventh Second, Last Chance
Vegas!au

*rubs hands together* I have plans for you, muhahahaha.

And before I go, go join audiography people! It's great, a theme goes up every week and people post up lots of lovely downloads for you. And this week it's Women In Music. So go already, go go go!

I think I shall go change my iconnnnsessss.

Birth Chart Thingymajigger

Yeah I'm spamming, sorry. But DUDE. How do these things sometimes get so ACCURATE?


( Starsigns and all that stuff. All the little things about me and my character, eeeshk! )

There are just bits in there that made me cringe because they're so true. I can't be bothered [and in some cases am kind of embarrassed to] bold the bits that really made me gasp from the truth of it. I don't know about everything, like impressions on other's, but i have to admit from what I've known and seen and had said to me [or NOT said as the case may be] it seems accurate enough. It's so weird to see myself on the page like that :/

You can do it here. Just click on the free sample option, duh. And I'm gonna go see what other ones they have now :)


edite; ( Handwriting Analysis too )

[Links in the comments for that one!] :)

i shouldn't have been allowed control over a LJ really...

( ARGH ARGH NO I'M NOT! )

I will stop updating with useless crap, I will stop updating with useless crap...


*cough* Tomorrow :)