Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger, EPs 1-3
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emothyThis one is for thelittleone and dakedo. YOU WON.
- Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger, Episode 1:
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OMG. I SEE YOU ORIGINAL POWER RANGER UNIFORMS.
Luka - cute. Ahim - supercute. Joe - HI HOTTIE. YOUR SMIRK. Don - hides behind Luka in times of trouble. Oh, boys <3
...C-captain Marvelous? AND THIS ISN'T EVEN A JOKE? OHMYGOD I'M GOING TO HAVE SO MUCH FUN WITH THIS.
Space Robot! Also I love their space-SHIP :D
lololol I don't know why I didn't see any of this coming. OH WAIT. Because I've been all about the JOEFACE. They're not human, they have no sense of subtlty and no need to hide and disguise themselves like human people would XD
Okay I love everyone, and also Joe's ass in those pants. I am going to spend an indecent amount of time looking at him just from hips down. I will not apologize.
Also I wouldn't mind having Luka's haircut, it is seriously cute.
"Eat and make your brain work," n'awww, you may as well have ruffled his hair. Marvelous, if you're going to talk down at him like that all the time and Joe pulls you lots of bitchfaces I am going to be so happy.
LMAO THE ~EXPLOSION~. Joe!competance, first out the door to check it out! (Look, when someone is a hot everything can be a kink).
...I am going to have to suspend my disbelief over this whole "the room/area/etc. gets blown up completely except all around the specific place each of them is standing", aren't I? XD
People whose coats I want to own: Marvelous, Joe, Luka.
GOKAI CHANGE! I like the uniforms; the little pirate symbol on the chest, how it's basically black with colour accents (hot!).
I also love the entire premise of this kind of thing, because even if we have to have the stereotypical, "one girl is more tomboyish, one is totally girly", they BOTH get to KICK ASS COMPETANTLY.
OH DON, YOU AND YOUR BUNGEE STRING FIGHTING <3
It's time for boys showing off!
...Oh, and we get some girl-time too! Yay :D All this weapon-swapping stuff is totally hot ;)
PFFFT. THOSE UPGRADED UNIFORMS LOOK LIKE BUGS. DNW. Oh waiiiiiiit, I read they have access to all the other Sentai team powers, so they get to wear their stupid uniforms too? Bad decision XD IN THE NAME OF FASHION I BEG YOU STOP.
"Why did you fight them, then?"
"...My curry rice. Our lunch was ruined so we were in a bad mood. That sounds about right."
"So you really don't have to thank us!"
OH YOU GUYS <33333 YOU'RE LIKE, BASTARDS WITH SQUISHY CENTRES. THE BEST KIND!
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- Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger, Episode 2:
-
Oh Navi, so cute *tears up*.
Joe and Luka, the Negative Team vs. Don and Ahim the SUPER-POSITIVE Team. (I know who I'd do.)
JOEFACE <3 omg and he has a smart mouth. I am totally going to fall even more in love with Joe than I did just from the long hair, the bitchfaces, the pretty, all the pictures of him bleeding and tied up and tortured and unconscious...
(You can't blame me!)
YAY. MARVELOUS IS A DIPSHIT AND JOE IS SO COOL. AND STOP KNOCKING DON OVER, HE'S FRAGILE!
omg Gokai!orgy, I can see it. Stop gushing over your Marvelous captain, you two are supposed to be the Negative Team! XD
I have nothing to say except eeeeee to the whole stupid earth kid taking the key and fighting sequence. I guess this is why Marvelous is the leader; his quirkiness and charisma ;)
Also his coat is SO BADASS blowing in the breeze like that. I mean, my god. Joe's is the coolest/sexiest with the zips and the biker style, but Captain has the most awesome pirate jacket *_*
OMG JOEFACE SMIRKED AND THEN PATTED THE KID ON THE HEAD. THAT MEANS HE LOVES YOU, I JUST KNOW IT. PLEASE TELL ME HE FOLLOWS MARVELOUS AROUND, WHO IGNORES HIM, SO JOE MAKES HIM DO SILLY CHORES AND THINGS WHICH HE AGREES TO JUST TO KEEP HIM AROUND MARVELOUS.
They're all weapon-swapping again XD THIS MUST BE SOMEHOW SIGNIFICANT. I AM GOING TO SAY IT TELLS YOU WHO WAS SEXING UP WHO THE NIGHT BEFORE AND WHAT THEY WERE GETTING UP TO DEPENDING ON WHO HAS DOUBLE SWORDS AND WHO HAS DOUBLE PISTOLS XD(It's so easy omg, Joe and Luka have double swords therefore did the penetrating, Ahim and Don have the pistols, therefore the were penetrated! CAPTAIN PROBABLY WATCHED).
LMAO, DON WILL CLING TO ANYONE NO MATTER WHO IT IS. The only person I don't think has been within clinging distance so far is Ahim XD
Giant bad guys terrorizing the town, the five of them all in their own vehicles to fight (probably to join together and form some fighting robot thing) - THIS IS MORE LIKE POWER RANGERS <33333 WHICH I LOVED UNASHAMEDLY. EVEN MY MUM STILL REMEMBERS TOMMY THE GREEN RANGER.
I love how they use nautical terms for directions XD
MARVELOUS STANDS PROUDLY ON THE FRONT OF HIS SHIP. His two biggest fangirls(/boys, coughJoe) act like they don't expect much of him BUT THEY LOOOOOOVE HIM OMG.
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- Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger, Episode 3: (disclaimer: was watching half of this during chat so it is not as fully fleshed out in flail as the first two XD)
-
So, when will they start... looking for treasure? XD THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO LOOK BUT THEY COULD AT LEAST START SOMEWHERE.
"What do they want?" What do they *want*, Marvelous? UHM. TO SHOOT YOU.
GO ON JOEFACE, GLARE THEM ALL INTO SUBMISSIONit would work on meeeeeeeeee.
Oh Marvelous. "WHEEEEEE CHASE YA."
Somehow I think I am going to like Marvelous after all, even if I would usually not jump on the hyped up Captain bandwagon. HE'S SUCH A DIPSHIT. HE JUST THREW DON THROUGH THE FIRE.
OH LOL, THE BOULDER HOPPED OVER THEM USING THE SWORD AS A RAMP. THIS IS MY KIND OF CRACK.
...So the dude is just going to stand there while they try to catch him? That's not really how the game is supposed to work XD
POLE VAULT. SHOOT THE FALLING BOULDER. WHEEEEEEEEE.
Oooooh, former sentai after all?
I uhm. Why does it seem like their Gokaiger power isn't enough so they have to keep relying on previous sentai incarnations? WE LIKE SPACE PIRATES XD
Oh pfffft they just fought! And now they have to fight again!
JOEFACE <33333 THE END.
,
thelittleone and dakedo. YOU WON.- Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger, Episode 1:
-
OMG. I SEE YOU ORIGINAL POWER RANGER UNIFORMS.
Luka - cute. Ahim - supercute. Joe - HI HOTTIE. YOUR SMIRK. Don - hides behind Luka in times of trouble. Oh, boys <3
...C-captain Marvelous? AND THIS ISN'T EVEN A JOKE? OHMYGOD I'M GOING TO HAVE SO MUCH FUN WITH THIS.
Space Robot! Also I love their space-SHIP :D
lololol I don't know why I didn't see any of this coming. OH WAIT. Because I've been all about the JOEFACE. They're not human, they have no sense of subtlty and no need to hide and disguise themselves like human people would XD
Okay I love everyone, and also Joe's ass in those pants. I am going to spend an indecent amount of time looking at him just from hips down. I will not apologize.
Also I wouldn't mind having Luka's haircut, it is seriously cute.
"Eat and make your brain work," n'awww, you may as well have ruffled his hair. Marvelous, if you're going to talk down at him like that all the time and Joe pulls you lots of bitchfaces I am going to be so happy.
LMAO THE ~EXPLOSION~. Joe!competance, first out the door to check it out! (Look, when someone is a hot everything can be a kink).
...I am going to have to suspend my disbelief over this whole "the room/area/etc. gets blown up completely except all around the specific place each of them is standing", aren't I? XD
People whose coats I want to own: Marvelous, Joe, Luka.
GOKAI CHANGE! I like the uniforms; the little pirate symbol on the chest, how it's basically black with colour accents (hot!).
I also love the entire premise of this kind of thing, because even if we have to have the stereotypical, "one girl is more tomboyish, one is totally girly", they BOTH get to KICK ASS COMPETANTLY.
OH DON, YOU AND YOUR BUNGEE STRING FIGHTING <3
It's time for boys showing off!
...Oh, and we get some girl-time too! Yay :D All this weapon-swapping stuff is totally hot ;)
PFFFT. THOSE UPGRADED UNIFORMS LOOK LIKE BUGS. DNW. Oh waiiiiiiit, I read they have access to all the other Sentai team powers, so they get to wear their stupid uniforms too? Bad decision XD IN THE NAME OF FASHION I BEG YOU STOP.
"Why did you fight them, then?"
"...My curry rice. Our lunch was ruined so we were in a bad mood. That sounds about right."
"So you really don't have to thank us!"
OH YOU GUYS <33333 YOU'RE LIKE, BASTARDS WITH SQUISHY CENTRES. THE BEST KIND!
-
- Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger, Episode 2:
-
Oh Navi, so cute *tears up*.
Joe and Luka, the Negative Team vs. Don and Ahim the SUPER-POSITIVE Team. (I know who I'd do.)
JOEFACE <3 omg and he has a smart mouth. I am totally going to fall even more in love with Joe than I did just from the long hair, the bitchfaces, the pretty, all the pictures of him bleeding and tied up and tortured and unconscious...
(You can't blame me!)
YAY. MARVELOUS IS A DIPSHIT AND JOE IS SO COOL. AND STOP KNOCKING DON OVER, HE'S FRAGILE!
omg Gokai!orgy, I can see it. Stop gushing over your Marvelous captain, you two are supposed to be the Negative Team! XD
I have nothing to say except eeeeee to the whole stupid earth kid taking the key and fighting sequence. I guess this is why Marvelous is the leader; his quirkiness and charisma ;)
Also his coat is SO BADASS blowing in the breeze like that. I mean, my god. Joe's is the coolest/sexiest with the zips and the biker style, but Captain has the most awesome pirate jacket *_*
OMG JOEFACE SMIRKED AND THEN PATTED THE KID ON THE HEAD. THAT MEANS HE LOVES YOU, I JUST KNOW IT. PLEASE TELL ME HE FOLLOWS MARVELOUS AROUND, WHO IGNORES HIM, SO JOE MAKES HIM DO SILLY CHORES AND THINGS WHICH HE AGREES TO JUST TO KEEP HIM AROUND MARVELOUS.
They're all weapon-swapping again XD THIS MUST BE SOMEHOW SIGNIFICANT. I AM GOING TO SAY IT TELLS YOU WHO WAS SEXING UP WHO THE NIGHT BEFORE AND WHAT THEY WERE GETTING UP TO DEPENDING ON WHO HAS DOUBLE SWORDS AND WHO HAS DOUBLE PISTOLS XD
LMAO, DON WILL CLING TO ANYONE NO MATTER WHO IT IS. The only person I don't think has been within clinging distance so far is Ahim XD
Giant bad guys terrorizing the town, the five of them all in their own vehicles to fight (probably to join together and form some fighting robot thing) - THIS IS MORE LIKE POWER RANGERS <33333 WHICH I LOVED UNASHAMEDLY. EVEN MY MUM STILL REMEMBERS TOMMY THE GREEN RANGER.
I love how they use nautical terms for directions XD
MARVELOUS STANDS PROUDLY ON THE FRONT OF HIS SHIP. His two biggest fangirls(/boys, coughJoe) act like they don't expect much of him BUT THEY LOOOOOOVE HIM OMG.
-
- Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger, Episode 3: (disclaimer: was watching half of this during chat so it is not as fully fleshed out in flail as the first two XD)
-
So, when will they start... looking for treasure? XD THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO LOOK BUT THEY COULD AT LEAST START SOMEWHERE.
"What do they want?" What do they *want*, Marvelous? UHM. TO SHOOT YOU.
GO ON JOEFACE, GLARE THEM ALL INTO SUBMISSION
Oh Marvelous. "WHEEEEEE CHASE YA."
Somehow I think I am going to like Marvelous after all, even if I would usually not jump on the hyped up Captain bandwagon. HE'S SUCH A DIPSHIT. HE JUST THREW DON THROUGH THE FIRE.
OH LOL, THE BOULDER HOPPED OVER THEM USING THE SWORD AS A RAMP. THIS IS MY KIND OF CRACK.
...So the dude is just going to stand there while they try to catch him? That's not really how the game is supposed to work XD
POLE VAULT. SHOOT THE FALLING BOULDER. WHEEEEEEEEE.
Oooooh, former sentai after all?
I uhm. Why does it seem like their Gokaiger power isn't enough so they have to keep relying on previous sentai incarnations? WE LIKE SPACE PIRATES XD
Oh pfffft they just fought! And now they have to fight again!
JOEFACE <33333 THE END.
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