the likely laaaaaaaaaaads

Duuuuuuuuuuuuude, I don't know why I was stupid enough not to watch the whole DVD the first time round but gnnnnnnuuuuuuhhhhhhh. There is something so incredibly hot about watching Carl read a letter and I'm nto sure what it is. The look of concentration? The pouting of the lips? The sweaty straggly hair? The angle of his arm? ALL OF THE ABOVE?

Mmmmmmniiiiiiiiiiice. Andsomeone needed to just take the mic away from him and Pete, they totally wouldn't have noticed one bit. And there was this one picture [or fifty] of Carl in the gallery bit... The one with him leaning outside the Hotel, with the arm muscle... you could just... follow it and lick it... *gnuh* *licks*

And half-sitting half-laying on the bed mmmmmmmm no pornographic thoughts here!

Speaking of, I am religiously praying every night that his whole entire solo album will be singing about pornography. Or just him speaking and making deep, soft, sultry, pornographic type insinuations. I'd buy that. ARE YOU PRAYING FOR THAT? If not I shall blame you if it doesn't happen!

MmmmCarlpornography.

Why YES I did just write a whole update about the guhgnuhmmmmm-ness that is Carl Barat. YES I DID.

P.s - I maybe also FINALLY watched the Incubus bonus DVD from Crow Left Of The Murder. I've only had that album about a YEAR. Ahem. Carlmmmmmm.

i usually fill these kind of things out and then never post them...

Stolen from someone on sharemusic's friendspage!


THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Em
2. Emma
3. Emothy

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. em_april
2. leeinpinkislove
3. just em

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Fingernails [when they aren't snagging and breaking]
2. My uhhhmmmm... Neck? Nothing especially wrong with it after all.
3. My small feet!

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. The rest of my body
2. My stupid tiny eyelashes
3. My nose.

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. I'm pretty sure if you go back there's Scottish
2. French
3. And Irish in there somewhere.

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Heights that look/feel unsafe
2. Snakes
3. Spiders with tiny bodies and long disgusting wriggly legs

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Sleep
2. The Computer
3. A good moan

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. A red hairband
2. A blue and white oversized stripy shirt [used to be my dad's]
3. Purple pj bottoms

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. Silverchair
2. Manic Street Preachers
3. Radiohead

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS (of the moment):
1. "Then The Morning Comes" By Smash Mouth
2. "Why Do You Love Me?" By Garbage
3. "Little Sister" By Queens Of The Stone Age

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Communication
2. Trust
3. Fun

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
1. I was in drama club at school
2. I was in chess club at school
3. I was in french club at school

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Reading
2. Writing
3. Chatting Online

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Take painkillers that work
2. Be more awake
3. Something interesting that will hold my attention

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Professional layabout
2. 9-5 Anywhere worker
3. Professional sleeper

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Italy
2. Greece
3. Australia

THREE KID'S NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Sydney
2. Jayme
3. Cody

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. See certain bands live
2. Meet lots of people from online
3. Get a job I actually like

THREE MANY WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. My favourite colour is blue, and on the flipside I hate the colour pink for the most part.
2. I go for days without changing clothes.
3. I was never very keen on shopping.
4. I perve over women! And breasts cough.
5. I think spending loads of time doing your hair and make-up is stupid.
6. I used to watch wrestling avidly.
7. I burp and think it's funny.
8. I can talk in grunts [I'm NOT a morning person]

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A CHICK:
1. I don't understand the appeal of football. I just don't UNDERSTAND FOOTBALL.
2. I can't stand getting dirty/messy.
3. I can spend hours awwing over cuddly toys and cute animals

THREE LOTS OF CELEB CRUSHES:
1. Carl Barat mmmmmmmm
2. Masuimi Max
3. Gwen Stefani
4. Angelina Jolie
5. Ian Watkins
6. Nicky Wire
7. Chester Bennington
8. Fractal from SuicideGirls [lots of people know them! SHE COUNTS]

THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW:
1. truntles because she always needs something to keep her occupied! ;)
2. lilie_the_mouse coz she's a survey/meme/quiz stealer and she knows it ;)
3. Anyone else who wants toooooooooo.